PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Ag” SILVER NOVELTY HAND BATH SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!
However, I’m positive that there is not any actual SILVER present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure SILVER! But, at least you’ll still have soap to clean yourself up afterwards.
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Hg” MERCURY NOVELTY HAND BATH SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY”IT’S ELEMENTARY” 80 Hg MERCURY HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! Contains GLITTERY SPARKLIES! WOW! KEWL! 2 3/4″ X 2 3/4″ X 1″ thick–4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8″ X 3 3/8″ X 1 1/4″)GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or “interesting” words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL…or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added…occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element’s…Atomic Number–80Symbol (abbreviation)–HgProper Name–MercuryAtomic Weight–200.59Ground State Electron Configuration–2, 8, 18, 32, 18, 2 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:MERCURY, also known as quicksilver, was previously known as Hydragyrum (OH! So, THAT is where the Hg comes from!), from the Greek words for “water” and “silver”, which makes sense, since MERCURY is the only metallic element that is known to be liquid at room temperatures. While it has (well, HAD) MANY commercial and industrial uses, soap is NOT one of them, especially since, at room or shower temps, it would all leak right out, so I am positive that there is NOT any actual MERCURY in some (or ANY) of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure MERCURY! Besides, due to its toxicity, MERCURY use has been greatly reduced and replaced in most common and popular applications. Even so, MERCURY POISONING is a very serious health concern, as exemplified by Graham Parker’s famous (and danceable) case, in which he so eloquently explains, “It’s fatal and it don’t get better!” His case was a little different but still, these are important words to live by…or die by! IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos…obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, “blemishes” on the lettering (or “missing” letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That’s also why I took the “angle” photo…to show a different perspective that can allow such “issues” to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Ba” BARIUM NOVELTY GLOW HAND BATH SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY
, so I seriously doubt that there might be any actual BARIUM present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure BARIUM! JUST DON’T! 56 Ba BARIUM.
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “NP” NEPTUNIUM NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY
Since it is also radioactive and poisonous (Our favorite combination!). Furthermore, it’s symbol “Np” isn’t even all that useful in combination with other Periodic blocks of soap for spelling or initials.
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Zn” ZINC NOVELTY HAND BATH SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!
30 Zn ZINC. Symbol (abbreviation)–Zn. Besides an extensive list of industrial applications, ZINC is an essential mineral for humans and many other living organisms. To keep you safe, I don’t believe that there is any actual ZINC present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure ZINC!
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Cm” CURIUM NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY”IT’S ELEMENTARY” 96 Cm CURIUM GLOWS IN THE DARK–VIOLET**! (see 3rd photo)(It’s not magic, it’s SCIENCE…which is like magic that actually and honestly WORKS!!!So, the “magic” here involves FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder.) **WARNING! This particular glow color is NOT going to glow as brightly as the others. In fact, it is dim, even in a fully dark room. It can also take a LOT longer to charge up to glow at all, 15-30 minutes versus mere seconds for the other colors!10/12/22 UPDATE: Our latest batch has been reformulated so that these now glow MUCH brighter and with more of a blue tint and do NOT need to be charged under a bright light for any longer than other glow colors. HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! 2 3/4″ X 2 3/4″ X 1″ thick–4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8″ X 3 3/8″ X 1 1/4″)GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or “interesting” words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL…or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added…occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element’s…Atomic Number–96Symbol (abbreviation)–CmProper Name–CuriumAtomic Weight–247Ground State Electron Configuration–2, 8, 18, 32, 25, 9, 2 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:First intentionally produced and identified in 1944, and kept secret until it was finally revealed to the public in 1947, CURIUM was named to honor the pioneering work and research on radioactivity by Marie and her husband, Pierre Curie. While the element IS radioactive, this soap is NOT! You can rest assured that there is NOT any actual CURIUM present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure CURIUM! You won’t even find any pieces of Marie OR Pierre Curie mixed in among the ingredients. That would just be weird. And GROSS! IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos…obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, “blemishes” on the lettering (or “missing” letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That’s also why I took the “angle” photo…to show a different perspective that can allow such “issues” to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Pu” PLUTONIUM NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY”IT’S ELEMENTARY” 94 Pu PLUTONIUM GLOWS IN THE DARK–BLUE! (see 2nd photo)(It’s not magic, it’s SCIENCE…which is like magic that actually and honestly WORKS!!!So, the “magic” here involves FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder.) HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! 2 3/4″ X 2 3/4″ X 1″ thick–4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8″ X 3 3/8″ X 1 1/4″)GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or “interesting” words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL…or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added…occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element’s…Atomic Number–94Symbol (abbreviation)–PuProper Name–PlutoniumAtomic Weight–244Ground State Electron Configuration–2, 8, 18, 32, 24, 8, 2 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:Third in a series of 3 elements in a row named for newly-discovered planets (Sorry but Neptunium [93-Np] has not made it onto a soap…YET! NEWS FLASH!!!!! YES IT HAS and it is available NOW!!!!), PLUTONIUM is the element with the highest atomic number to occur in nature. Unlike virtually every other soap which we offer for sale, this does contain PLUTONIUM and, in fact, is a solid bar made from pure PLUTONIUM, so it should glow nicely on its own for the foreseeable future. Unfortunately, we can NOT ship multiple bars in the same package due to the risk of such a concentration spontaneously going critical while being handled by the Post Office. To borrow one of my favorite quotes from “A Fish Called Wanda”, **”ARE YOU TOTALLY DERANGED????”NO!!!!!!!!!!!!THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO PLUTONIUM IN THESE SOAPS!!!! Besides what it could do to me and my wife, think about what it could do to our poor cats!!!! On a positive note, this means that we can legally export and sell this PLUTONIUM to hostile governments like North Korea and Iran, as well as armed extremists living in caves. Let’s face it, they need showers more than you probably do! Let’s also hope they have a generous sense of humor or this listing (and me) might be in real trouble! We can even sell these to questionable foreign states like New Jersey, which I know all about since I can see it from my house. Just remember, this is shower-grade PLUTONIUM, NOT weapons-grade!!!! ** Oh yeah…and DON’T CALL ME STUPID!!! [HA! You thought I was done?? Just a very weird and interesting observation from the land of ebay. I got a warning when listing the ARSENIC soap for trying to sell a controlled substance until I spelled it AR$ENIC. So, I have been wondering what I might have to do so that I would get away with listing PLUTONIUM for sale. Yeah, right…it went through on the first try with no issues at all. Hmmm…maybe I CAN try to list and sell those surplus Russian nukes that are sitting in my backyard.] IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos…obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, “blemishes” on the lettering (or “missing” letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That’s also why I took the “angle” photo…to show a different perspective that can allow such “issues” to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.