New Soap for The Middle Child – Largely Invisible Scent – Grape – Gag Gift

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Purple Haze Scented Fragrance: Muscadine

Whiskey River Soap Company – Novelty “Soap For Day Drinking”

It’s ten a.m. somewhere.Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don’t feel guilty about it. It’s exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don’t want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway.Mojito ScentedFragrance: Mojito, PeppermintNet Weight: 6 ozNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.