PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “U” URANIUM NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY”IT’S ELEMENTARY” 92 U URANIUM GLOWS IN THE DARK–GREEN! (see 2nd photo)(Using ground up Lightning Bugs and Fairies…or was that ground up Fairies and Lightning Bugs…I don’t remember!Oh wait…maybe this was the part about the FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder!!!) HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! 2 3/4″ X 2 3/4″ X 1″ thick–4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8″ X 3 3/8″ X 1 1/4″)GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or “interesting” words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL…or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added…occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element’s…Atomic Number–92Symbol (abbreviation)–UProper Name–UraniumAtomic Weight–238.02891Ground State Electron Configuration–2, 8, 18, 32, 21, 9, 2 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:Discovered in 1789, URANIUM was named after the recently discovered planet Uranus, a first sort of honor at the time but would be repeated again around 150 years in the future…twice! Uranium has the highest atomic weight of any of the “Primordial Elements”, those found on the Earth that have existed in their current form since before the Earth was formed. Even as this soap glows in the dark, you can sleep well knowing that there is NOT any actual URANIUM present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure URANIUM! If it were, at the rate at which I type, I would already be dead before this listing was completed, due to radiation poisoning. Whether found naturally occurring, in nuclear fuel or nuclear weapons, URANIUM is not good for your health. No wonder this is one of our most popular soaps! IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos…obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, “blemishes” on the lettering (or “missing” letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That’s also why I took the “angle” photo…to show a different perspective that can allow such “issues” to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Th” THORIUM NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY”IT’S ELEMENTARY” 90 Th THORIUM GLOWS IN THE DARK–ORANGE! (see 3rd photo)(It’s not magic, it’s SCIENCE…which is like magic that actually and honestly WORKS!!!So, the “magic” here involves FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder.) HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! 2 3/4″ X 2 3/4″ X 1″ thick–4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8″ X 3 3/8″ X 1 1/4″)GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or “interesting” words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL…or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added…occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element’s…Atomic Number–90Symbol (abbreviation)–ThProper Name–ThoriumAtomic Weight–232.0377Ground State Electron Configuration–2, 8, 18, 32, 18, 10, 2 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:THORIUM is about three times as abundant as Uranium in the Earth’s crust and a few THORIUM reactors have been built to see if it can be a replacement for Uranium as fuel in a nuclear reactor. The main obstacle to this so far is that the used fuel can be even MORE dangerous and difficult to reprocess and store than spent Uranium fuel! It is pretty safe to assume that there is NOT any actual THORIUM present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure THORIUM! Here’s a fun fact that probably won’t get you free drinks at a pub but could seriously impress an overly intoxicated patron whom you have finally convinced that you ARE a nuclear scientist, whether this is true or not. The half-life of the most stable isotope of THORIUM is roughly equal to the age of the Universe. If this same person sobers up and begins to ask further questions, sorry but you’re on your own! IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos…obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, “blemishes” on the lettering (or “missing” letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That’s also why I took the “angle” photo…to show a different perspective that can allow such “issues” to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Cu” COPPER NOVELTY HAND BATH SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY”IT’S ELEMENTARY” 29 Cu COPPER HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! 2 3/4″ X 2 3/4″ X 1″ thick–4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8″ X 3 3/8″ X 1 1/4″)GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or “interesting” words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL…or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added…occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element’s…Atomic Number–29Symbol (abbreviation)–CuProper Name–CopperAtomic Weight–63.546Ground State Electron Configuration–2, 8, 18, 1 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:Whether used in pennies, plumbing, roofing material or a seemingly endless list of other uses, everyone seems to be familiar with COPPER. But, did you know that it is one of the very few metals that can be found in nature in a directly usable metallic form? Or, that it is an absolutely essential dietary mineral for all living organisms, even if just in trace amounts? Even so, I don’t believe that there is any actual COPPER present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure COPPER! As of 1982, it was revealed that the amount of copper in a penny cost more than 1 cent, so they had to be reformulated. As an investment opportunity, you are FAR better off collecting pre-1982 American pennies than tons of this soap…but I would still keep a few of these soaps on hand…just in case. You never know! IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos…obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, “blemishes” on the lettering (or “missing” letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That’s also why I took the “angle” photo…to show a different perspective that can allow such “issues” to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “K” POTASSIUM NOVELTY HAND BATH SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY”IT’S ELEMENTARY” 19 K POTASSIUM HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! 2 3/4″ X 2 3/4″ X 1″ thick–4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8″ X 3 3/8″ X 1 1/4″)GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or “interesting” words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL…or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added…occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element’s…Atomic Number–19Symbol (abbreviation)–KProper Name–PotassiumAtomic Weight–39.0983Ground State Electron Configuration–2, 8, 8, 1 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:POTASSIUM is vital for all living cells. Unfortunately, I don’t believe that there is any actual POTASSIUM present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure POTASSIUM! So, if your Doctor tells you that you have a POTASSIUM deficiency, you may need to add more through your diet. CHOCOLATE is a good source, although tomato paste (PIZZA!!!!!!) may be better. Other fruits and veggies may be even better sources but I stopped reading after I saw chocolate! However, please, if you must, eat a bananananana but, NOT THIS BLOCK OF SOAP! IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos…obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, “blemishes” on the lettering (or “missing” letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That’s also why I took the “angle” photo…to show a different perspective that can allow such “issues” to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.