GLOW SKELETON HAND SOAP-Coffin Bones Anatomy Halloween Death Goth JUST BUBBLY

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK SKELETON NOVELTY SOAPby JUST BUBBLY(Even arrives in its own coffin!) GLOWS IN THE DARK–GREEN! (See 3rd photo.)(Powered by the shattered hopes and dreams of children who want to be BIG…and soon realize that it isn’t all that they expected it to be!!! Oh wait…maybe this was the part about the FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder!!!) HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! 4 3/8″ X 2″ X 1″ thick–2.66 ounces Each GLOW SKELETON Soap comes packed in its own clever coffin box (5 3/8″ X 2 5/8″ X 1 1/4″) GREAT gift for a Biology/Anatomy Teacher, Mortician or Funeral Home Director, any LIFE SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU! Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece for your Halloween Party. PERFECT for the Goth or Death Metal “music” fan who could use a message from SATAN…”DUDE! CLEAN UP YOUR ACT…or at least take a shower!” For fun so clean, it is downright SPOOKEY! (Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) This is an original, fully licensed design that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Mo” MOLYBDENUM NOVELTY HAND BATH SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY

(Without doing ANY further research, I know exactly 3 1/2 facts about MOLYDBENUM and can go even further and make one educated guess. Think you can do any better?. FACT # 2) There is NOT any actual MOLYBDENUM present as part of the ingredients used to make this soap (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure MOLYDBENUM.

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Ra” RADIUM NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY”IT’S ELEMENTARY” 88 Ra RADIUM GLOWS IN THE DARK–BLUE! (see 3rd photo)(It’s not magic, it’s SCIENCE…which is like magic that actually and honestly WORKS!!!So, the “magic” here involves FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder.) HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! 2 3/4″ X 2 3/4″ X 1″ thick–4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8″ X 3 3/8″ X 1 1/4″)GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or “interesting” words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL…or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added…occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element’s…Atomic Number–88Symbol (abbreviation)–RaProper Name–RadiumAtomic Weight–226Ground State Electron Configuration–2, 8, 18, 32, 18, 8, 2 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:Isolated, extracted, identified and discovered by Marie Curie, her work, research, and resulting handling of radioactive RADIUM has also been blamed for her death. I absolutely assure you that there is NOT any actual RADIUM present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure RADIUM! For many of us “older” folks, our first “exposure” (hmmm…better word…awareness) to RADIUM was from the glowing hands on an older watch or clock. There is a VERY unfortunate story behind this and you may be upset to be so “enlightened” but it is definitely worth your time to read “The RADIUM Girls.” Even if you just Google this for a short version, it tells the sad, horrendous and horrifying story and deaths of the unwittingly innocent women who gave their lives (SPOILER ALERT…THIS WAS CORPORATE MURDER!!!!) to paint these clocks and watches, while their bosses worked in distant and shielded rooms. IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos…obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, “blemishes” on the lettering (or “missing” letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That’s also why I took the “angle” photo…to show a different perspective that can allow such “issues” to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Um” CONFUSION NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY”IT’S ELEMENTARY” 123 Um [The Element of] CONFUSION GLOWS IN THE DARK–GREEN! (See 3rd photo. What? The “glow” photo is the 2nd one? Since when? The “glow” photo has ALWAYS been 3rd! Now I’m confused!)(Powered by harnessing that surge of confused energy, released as you smile and talk nicely to someone whom you really can’t stand! Glows even brighter every time a 23 year old blinks 3 times and suddenly realizes that time has passed and that he is now a senior citizen…THAT’S CONFUSION!!! Oh wait…maybe this was the part about the FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder!!!) HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS…but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals…well, besides humans…and they pass the test! 2 3/4″ X 2 3/4″ X 1″ thick–4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8″ X 3 3/8″ X 1 1/4″)GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life…or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or “interesting” words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL…or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added…occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element’s…Atomic Number–123Symbol (abbreviation)–UmProper Name–The Element of ConfusionAtomic Weight–230Ground State Electron Configuration–?, ?, ? ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:Life is confusing enough so we’re not going to try to make it any worse for you…yeah, right! It is safe to say that there is NOT any CONFUSION in the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure CONFUSION! Just the same, good luck making sense of any of it. It’s really quite simple. There are 118 elements that make up the Periodic Table, of which this is element # 123, with an atomic weight of less than element #122, which had to be bumped from THAT position when a new element was invented to sit there, with an even higher atomic weight. Thus, CONFUSION reigns supreme. Got it? No? Confused? PERFECT! I think my work here is done. That will be $12.95. OH! You still want the soap? We charge extra for THAT!!! IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos…obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, “blemishes” on the lettering (or “missing” letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That’s also why I took the “angle” photo…to show a different perspective that can allow such “issues” to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Ta” TANTALUM NOVELTY HAND BATH SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW

It serves no known biological function and yet you probably can’t live without it, especially if you are reading this on your cell phone! Since soap is pretty low tech, I am fairly certain that there is not any actual TANTALUM present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure TANTALUM !