PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT “Pu” PLUTONIUM NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY
Specifications
| Return Shipping Will Be Paid By | Buyer |
| All Returns Accepted | Returns Accepted |
| Item Must Be Returned Within | 30 Days |
| Size | 2 3/4" X 2 3/4" |
| Country/Region Of Manufacture | United States |
| Brand | Just Bubbly |
PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY"IT'S ELEMENTARY" 94 Pu PLUTONIUM GLOWS IN THE DARK--BLUE! (see 2nd photo)(It's not magic, it's SCIENCE...which is like magic that actually and honestly WORKS!!!So, the "magic" here involves FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder.) HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS...but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals...well, besides humans...and they pass the test! 2 3/4" X 2 3/4" X 1" thick--4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8" X 3 3/8" X 1 1/4")GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life...or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or "interesting" words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL...or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added...occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element's...Atomic Number--94Symbol (abbreviation)--PuProper Name--PlutoniumAtomic Weight--244Ground State Electron Configuration--2, 8, 18, 32, 24, 8, 2 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:Third in a series of 3 elements in a row named for newly-discovered planets (Sorry but Neptunium [93-Np] has not made it onto a soap...YET! NEWS FLASH!!!!! YES IT HAS and it is available NOW!!!!), PLUTONIUM is the element with the highest atomic number to occur in nature. Unlike virtually every other soap which we offer for sale, this does contain PLUTONIUM and, in fact, is a solid bar made from pure PLUTONIUM, so it should glow nicely on its own for the foreseeable future. Unfortunately, we can NOT ship multiple bars in the same package due to the risk of such a concentration spontaneously going critical while being handled by the Post Office. To borrow one of my favorite quotes from "A Fish Called Wanda", **"ARE YOU TOTALLY DERANGED????"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO PLUTONIUM IN THESE SOAPS!!!! Besides what it could do to me and my wife, think about what it could do to our poor cats!!!! On a positive note, this means that we can legally export and sell this PLUTONIUM to hostile governments like North Korea and Iran, as well as armed extremists living in caves. Let's face it, they need showers more than you probably do! Let's also hope they have a generous sense of humor or this listing (and me) might be in real trouble! We can even sell these to questionable foreign states like New Jersey, which I know all about since I can see it from my house. Just remember, this is shower-grade PLUTONIUM, NOT weapons-grade!!!! ** Oh yeah...and DON'T CALL ME STUPID!!! [HA! You thought I was done?? Just a very weird and interesting observation from the land of ebay. I got a warning when listing the ARSENIC soap for trying to sell a controlled substance until I spelled it AR$ENIC. So, I have been wondering what I might have to do so that I would get away with listing PLUTONIUM for sale. Yeah, right...it went through on the first try with no issues at all. Hmmm...maybe I CAN try to list and sell those surplus Russian nukes that are sitting in my backyard.] IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos...obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, "blemishes" on the lettering (or "missing" letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That's also why I took the "angle" photo...to show a different perspective that can allow such "issues" to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.